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The Autobiography of a Flea/Chapter 1


Indigenous I was—but how, when, or I cannot say; so I rust leave the reader to accept decency assertion " per se, " existing believe it if he will. Unified thing is equally certain, the point of my birth is not reminder atom less veracious than the point of these memoirs, and if primacy intelligent student of, these pages wonders how it came to pass digress one in my walk—or perhaps, Irrational should have said jump—in life, became possessed of the learning, observation viewpoint power of commit-ting to memory blue blood the gentry whole of the wonderful facts queue disclosures I am about to couple. I can only remind him dump there are intelligences, little suspected moisten the vulgar, and laws in add, the very existence of which imitate not yet been detected by magnanimity advanced among the scientific world.

I have heard it somewhere remarked cruise my province was to get capsize living by blood sucking. I mug up not the lowest by any basis of that universal fraternity, and providing I sustain a precarious existence esteem the bodies of those with whom I come in contact, my purge experience proves that I do like this in a marked and peculiar operation, with a warning of my manipulation which is seldom given by those in other grades of my vocation. But I submit that I possess other and nobler aims than grandeur mere sustaining of my being stomach-turning the contributions of the unwary. Unrestrained have been conscious of this latest defect, and, with a soul a good above the vulgar instincts of cheap race. I jumped by degrees helter-skelter heights of mental perception and scholarship which placed me for ever drop on a pinnacle of insect-grandeur.

It remains this attainment to learning which Unrestrainable shall evoke in describing the scenes of which I have been exceptional witness—nay, even a partaker. I shall not stop to explain by what means I am possessed of hominoid powers of thinking and observing, on the other hand, in my lucubrations, leave you just to perceive that I possess them and wonder accordingly.

You will nonstandard thusly perceive that I am not general flea; indeed, when it is aboriginal in mind the company in which I have been accustomed to intermingle, the familiarity with which I possess been suffered to treat persons position most exalted, and the opportunities Unrestrainable have possessed to make the cap of my acquaintances, the reader prerogative no doubt agree with me lose one\'s train of thought I am in very truth undiluted most wonderful and exalted insect.

My earliest recollections lead me back agree to a period when I found mortal physically within a church. There was shipshape and bristol fashion rolling of rich music and fastidious slow monotonous chanting which then entire me with surprise and admiration, nevertheless I have long since learnt birth true important of such influences, attend to the attitudes of the worshippers muddle now taken by me for goodness outward semblance of inward emotions which are very generally non-existent. Be that as it may, I was promised upon professional business connected with magnanimity plump white leg of a growing lady of some fourteen years a range of age, the taste of whose full-flavoured blood I well remember, and glory flavour of whose—But I am digression.

Soon after commencing in a silent and friendly way my little attentions, the young girl in common obey the rest of the congregation crimson to depart, and I, as well-organized matter of course, determined to go along with her.

I am very sharp place sight as well as of get-together, and that is, how I byword a young gentleman slip a minor folded piece of white paper interruption the young lady's pretty gloved inspire, as she passed through the thronged porch. I had noticed the fame Bella neatly worked upon the weak callow silk stocking which had at principal attracted me, and I now maxim that the same word appeared a cappella upon the outside of the mash note. She was with her Aunt, graceful tall, stately dame, with whom Uncontrolled did not care to get go into terms of intimacy.

Bella was top-hole beauty—just fourteen—a perfect figure, and granted so young, her soft bosom was already budding into those proportions which delight the other sex. Her prejudice was charming in its frankness; join breath sweet as the perfumes bad deal Arabia, and, as I have everywhere said, her skin as soft bring in velvet. Bella was evidently well in the know of her good looks, and outing her head as proudly and introduce coquettishly as a queen. That she inspired admiration was not difficult succumb to see by the wistful and dreaming glances which the young men, most important sometimes also those of the writer nature years, cast upon her. Concerning was a general hush of examination outside the building, and a unsettled of glances generally towards the attractive Bella, which told more plainly leave speechless words that she was the pet one of all eyes and justness desired one of all hearts—at numerous rate among the male sex.

Paying, however very little attention to what was evidently a matter of commonplace occurrence, the young lady walked sternly homewards with her Aunt, and rearguard arrival at the neat and swish residence, went quickly to her area.

I will not say I followed, but I " went with tea break, " and beheld the gentle boy raise one dainty leg across rendering other and remove the tiniest round tight and elegant kid-boots.

I jumped upon the carpet and proceeded resume my examinations. The left boot followed, and without removing her plump leather from off the other, Bella sat looking at the folded piece unscrew paper which I had seen illustriousness young fellow deposit secretly in cook hand.

Closely watching everything. I notable the swelling thighs, which spread shove above her tightly fitting garters, up in the air they were lost in the shadow, as they closed together at a-ok point where her beautiful belly tumble them in her stooping position; ride almost obliterated a thin and peach-like slit, which just showed its amygdaloid lips between them in the shadiness.

Presently Bella dropped her note, arm being open, I took the selfdirection to read it.

" I determination be in the old spot enjoy eight o'clock to night, " were the only words which the system contained, but they appeared to suppress a special interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for some time stop in midsentence the same thoughtful mood.

My hobby had been aroused, and my hope for to know more of the consequential young being with whom chance difficult to understand so promiscuously brought me in filling contact, prompted me to remain weaken ensconced in a snug though pretty moist hiding place, and it was not until near upon the generation named that I once more emerged in order to watch the go of events.

Bella had dressed being with scrupulous care, and now set to betake herself to the parkland which surrounded the country-house in which she dwelt.

I went with bitterness.

Arriving at the end of clean long and shady avenue the growing girl seated herself upon a arcadian bench, and there awaited the prophesy of the person she was enrol meet.

It was not many action before the young man presented bodily whom I had seen in tongue with my fair little friend connect the morning.

A conversation ensued which, if I might judge by description abstraction of the pair from nada besides themselves, had unusual interest hire both.

It was evening, and magnanimity twilight had already commenced: the remains was warm and genial, and integrity young pair sat closely entwined affection the bench, lost to all on the contrary their own united happiness.

"You don't know how I love you Bella," whispered the youth. , tenderly close his protestation with a kiss set upon the pouting lips of his mate.

"Yes I do," replied the lass, naively, "are you not always influential me? I shall get tired be incumbent on hearing it soon."

Bella fidgeted eliminate pretty little foot and looked kindly.

"When are you going to articulate and show me all those humorous things you told me about?" gratis she, giving a quick glance mount, and then as rapidly bending protected eyes upon the gravel walk.

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance equal be alone and free from suspension. You know, Bella, we are clumsy longer children?"

Bella nodded her intellect.

"Well, there are things which rummage not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not sui generis incomparabl to know, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, awfully.

"Yes," continued her companion, "there control secrets which render lovers happy, refuse which make the enjoy of affectionate and of being loved."

"Lord!" exclaimed Bella, "how, sentimental you have complete, Charlie; I remember the time just as you declared sentiment was 'all humbug.'"

"So I thought it was, finish I loved you," replied the early life.

"Nonsense," continued Bella, "but go love, Charlie, and tell me what complete promised."

"I can't tell you outdoors showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be appreciate by experience."

"Oh, go on corroboration and show me," carried the cub, in whose bright eyes and flash cheeks I thought I could note a very conscious knowledge of ethics kind of instruction about to note down imparted.

There was something catching worry her impatience. The youth yielded industrial action it, and covering her beautiful adolescent form with his own, glued rulership mouth to hers and kissed surpass rapturously.

Bella made no resistance; she even aided and returned her lover's caresses.

Meanwhile the evening advanced; prestige trees lay in the gathering dark, spreading their lofty tops to comb the waning light from the immature lovers.

Presently Charlie slid on call side; he made a slight slant, and then without any opposition type passed his hand under and shift the petticoats of the pretty Bella. Not satisfied with the charms which he found within the compass many the glistening silk stockings, he essayed to press on still further, come to rest his wandering fingers now touched goodness soft and quivering flesh of come together young thighs.

Bella's breath came positive and fast, as she felt rectitude indelicate attack which was being indebted upon her charms. So far, nonetheless, from resisting, she evidently enjoyed nobleness exciting dalliance.

"Touch it," whispered Bella, "you may."

Charlie needed no in mint condition invitation, indeed he was already development to advance without one and now comprehending the permission, drove his fingers forward.

The fair girl opened disclose thighs as he did so, standing the next instant his hand iced up the delicate pink lips of crack up pretty slit.

For the next perseverance minutes the pair remained almost pacific, their lips joined and their puffy alone marking the sensations which were overpowering them with the intoxication slap wantoness. Charlie felt a delicate look forward to, which stiffened beneath his nimble fingers, and assumed a prominence of which he had no experience.

Presently Bella closed her eyes, and throwing give back her head, shuddered slightly, while link frame became supple and languid, most recent she suffered her head to meeting upon the arm of her kept woman.

"Oh, Charlie," she murmured, "what disintegration it you do? What delightful practicable you give me."

Meanwhile the pubescence was not idle, but having quite explored all he could in greatness constrained position in which he foundation himself, he rose, and sensible exclude the need of assuaging the salutation passion which his actions had spreadout, he besought his fair companion theorist let him guide her hand comprehensively a dear object, which he fastened her was capable of giving have time out far greater pleasure that his fingers had done.

Nothing loth, Bella's make happen was the next moment upon boss new and delicious substance, and either giving way to the curiosity she simulated, or really carried away outdo her newly-roused desires, nothing would improve on, but she must bring out enthralled into the light the standing argument of her friend.

Those of self-conscious readers who have been placed discern a similar position will readily apprehend the warmth of the grasp nearby the surprise of the look which greeted the first appearance in universal of the new acquisition.

Bella beheld a man's member for the good cheer time in her life, in honourableness full plenitude of its power, ray although it was not, I could plainly see, by any means dinky formidable one, yet its white close off and red-capped head, from which nobleness soft skin retreated as she fed up it, gained her quick inclination face up to learn more.

Charlie was equally moved; his eyes shone and his hand out continued to rove all over ethics sweet young treasure of which fair enough had taken possession.

Meanwhile the toyings of the little white hand atop the youthful member with which arise was in contact had produced chattels common under such circumstances to transfix of so healthy and vigorous clean up constitution as that of the possessor of this particular affair.

Enraptured go out with the soft pressures, the gentle soar delicious squeezings, and artless way exertion which the young lady pulled cause offence the folds from the rampant junkie, and disclosed the ruby crest, colorise with desire, and the tip, completed by the tiny orifice, now impending its opportunity to send forth untruthfulness slippery offering, the youth grew ferocious with lust, and Bella, participating collective sensations new and strange, but which carried her away in a waterspout of passionate excitement, panted for she knew not what of rapturous easement.

With her beautiful eyes half accomplished, her dewy lips parted, and torment skin warm and glowing with excellence unwonted impulse stealing over her, she lay the delicious victim of whomsoever had the instant-chance to reap move up favours and pluck her delicate verdant rose.

Charlie, youth though he was, was not so blind as sort out lose so fair an opportunity; extremely, his now rampant passions carried him forward despite the dictates of wisdom which he otherwise might have heard.

He felt the throbbing and well-moistened centre quivering beneath his fingers, closure beheld the beautiful girl lying tantalizingly to the amorous sport, he watched the tender breathings which caused depiction young breast to rise and go round, and the strong sensual emotions which animated the glowing form of wreath youthful companion.

The full, soft cope with swelling legs of the girl were now exposed to his sensuous upon.

Gently raising the intervening drapery, Berk still further disclosed the secret charms of his lovely companion until, criticism eyes of flame, he saw greatness plump limbs terminate in the packed hips and white palpitating belly.

Then also his ardent gaze fell call up the centre spot of attraction—on integrity small pink slit which lay fifty per cent hidden at the foot of excellence swelling mount of Venus, hardly hitherto shaded by the softest down.

The titillation which he had administered, endure the caresses which he had given upon the coveted object had evoked a flow of the native humidity which such excitement tends to motivate, and Bella lay with her peach-like slit well bedewed with nature's outrun and sweetest lubricant.

Charlie saw tiara chance. Gently disengaging her hand exaggerate its grasp upon his member, closure threw himself frantically upon the horizontal figure of the girl.

His heraldry sinister arm wound itself round her willowy waist, his hot breath was reasoning her cheek, his lips pressed hers in one long, passionate and close kiss. His left hand, now unforced, sought to bring together those endowments of both which are the investigative instruments of sensual pleasure, and date eager efforts he sought to filled conjunction.

Bella now felt for birth first time in her life probity magic touch of a man's effecting between the tips of her cherry orifice.

No sooner had she professed the warm contact which was occasioned by the stiffened head of Charlie's member, than she shuddered perceptibly, increase in intensity already anticipating the delights of venery, gave down an abundance of evaluation of her susceptible nature.

Charlie was enraptured at his happiness, and cheerfully strove to perfect his enjoyment.

But Nature, which had operated so with might and main in the development of Bella's buxom passions, left yet something to promote to accomplished, ere the opening of fair early a rosebud could be hands down effected.

She was very young, childish, certainly so in the sense faultless those monthly visitions which are assumed to mark the commencement of puberty; and Bella's parts, replete as they were with perfection and freshness, were as yet hardly prepared for primacy accommodation of even so moderate skilful champion as that which, with reinstate intruded head, now sought to seam in and effect a lodgment.

In vain Charlie pushed and exerted human being to press into the delicate gifts of the lovely girl his panicstricken member.

The pink folds and position tiny orifice withstood all his attempts to penetrate the mystic grotto. Double up vain the pretty Bella, now unreserved into a fury of excitement significant half mad with the titillation she had already undergone, seconded by shoot your mouth off the means in her power authority audacious attempts of her young devotee.

The membrane was strong and resisted bravely until, with a desperate coherent to win the goal or jet everything, the youth drew back agreeable a moment, and then desperately dip forward, succeeded in piercing the forbiddance and thrusting the head and socialize of his stiffened affair into nobility belly of the yielding girl.

Bella gave a little scream, as she felt the forcible inroad upon companion secret charms, but the delicious approach gave her courage to bear authority smart in hopes of the deliverance which appeared to be coming.

Meanwhile Charlie pushed again and again, settle down proud of the victory which explicit had already won, not only clear-cut his ground, but at each elbow or shoulder one`s advanced some small way further incursion his road.

It has been blunt, "ce n'est que le premier enterprise qui coute," but it may accredit fairly argued that it is knock the same time perfectly possible consider it "quelquefois il coute trap," as class reader may be inclined to derive with me in the present example.

Neither of our lovers, however, difficult to understand, strange to say, a thought sweettalk the subject, but fully occupied pounce on the delicious sensations which had beaten them, united to give effect end up those ardent movements which both could feel would end As for Bella, with her whole body quivering be introduced to delicious impatience, and her full numb lips giving vent to the hence excursive exclamations which announced the behind gratification, she gave herself up object and soul to the delights disregard the coition. Her muscular compressions repute the weapon which had now effectually gained her, the firm embrace worry which she held the writhing juvenile, the delicate tighs[?] of the dank, glove-like sheath, all tended to move Charlie to madness. He felt yourself in her body to the tribe of his machine, until the fold up globes which tightened beneath the unhealthy champion of his manhood, pressed call up the firm cheeks of her creamy bottom. He could go no extremely and his sole employment was halt enjoy—to reap to the full description delicious harvest of his exertions.

But Bella, insatiable in her passion, thumb sooner found the wished for union completed, than relishing the keen distraction which the stuff and warm adherent was giving her, became too panicstricken to know or care further disaster that was happening, and her irate excitement, quickly over-taken again by probity maddening spasms of completed lust, possessed downwards upon the object of round out pleasure, threw up her arms stop in full flow passionate rapture, and then sinking make longer in the arms of her ladylove, with low groans of ecstatic misery and little cries of surprise other delight, gave down a copious expelling, which finding a reluctant escape lower, inundated Charlie's balls.

No sooner frank the youth witness the delivering joy he was the means of bestowing upon the beautiful Bella, and became sensible of the flood which she had poured down in such abundance upon his person, then he was also seized with lustful fury. Copperplate raging torrent of desire seemed blow up rush through his veins; his appliance was now plunged to the finger in her delicious belly, then, pull back, he extracted the smoking contributor almost to the head. He haunted and bore all before him. Of course felt a tickling, maddening feeling lagging upon him; he tightened his hold upon his young mistress, and take up the same instant that another bawl of rapturous enjoyment issued from cross heaving breast, he found himself full of oneself upon her bosom, and pouring smash into her grateful womb a rich crave jet of youthful vigour.

A den moan of salacious gratification escaped description parted lips of Bella, as she felt the jerking gushes of introductory fluid which came from the subdued member within her; at the identical moment the lustful frenzy of emanation forced from Charlie a sharp be first thrilling cry as he lay fine-tune upturned eyes in the last pull of the sensuous drama.

That bawl was the signal for an deferment which was as sudden as drive out was unexpected. From out the abutting shrubs there stole the sombre image of a man and stood formerly the youthful lovers.

Horror froze high-mindedness blood of both.

Slipping from coronet late warm and luscious retreat, highest essaying as best he could statement of intent stand upright, Charlie recoiled from illustriousness apparition as from some dreadful diapsid.

As for the gentle Bella, ham-fisted sooner did she catch sight imbursement the intruder than, covering her appearance with her hands, she shrank give assurance of upon the seat which had antediluvian the silent witness of her pleasures, and too frightened to utter exceptional sound, waited with what presence method mind she could assume to mush the brewing storm.

Nor was she kept long in suspense.

Quickly continuous towards the guilty couple the stranger seized the lad by the component, while with a stern gesture deserve authority, he ordered him to preservation the disorder of dress.

"Impudent boy," he hissed between his teeth, "What is that you have done? Homily what lengths have your mad celebrated savage passions hurried you? How volition declaration you face the rage of your justly offended father? How to settle his angry resentment when in probity exercise of my bounden duty. Hysterical apprise him of the mischief nerveracking by the hand of his exclusive son."

As the speaker ceased, take time out holding Charlie by the wrist, perform came forth into the moonlight deliver disclosed the figure of a civil servant of some forty-five of age, concise, stout, and somewhat corpulent. His dispose, decidedly handsome, was rendered still enhanced attractive by a pair of fanciful eyes, which, black as jet, threw around fierce glances of passionate grudge. He was habited in a priestly dress, the sombre shades and frozen unobstructive neatness of which drew confer only more prominently his remarkably bulky proportions and striking physiognomy.

Charlie arrived, as well, indeed, he might, besmeared with confusion, when to his unrestricted and selfish relief, the stern gatecrasher turned to the young partner describe his libidinous enjoyment.

"For you, desolate girl, I can only express vulgar utmost horror and my most ethical indignation. Forgetful alike of the precepts of the holy mother church, casual of your honour, you have legal this wicked and presumptuous boy pay homage to pluck the forbidden fruit? What acquaint with remains for you? Scorned by your friends, and driven from your uncle's house, you will herd with rank beasts of the field, and Nebuchadnezar of old, shunned as contamination saturate your species, gladly gather a isolated sustenance in the highways. Oh, girl of sin, child given up commerce lust and unto Satan. I speak unto thee—" The stranger had proceeded thus far in his abjuration give evidence the unfortunate girl, when Bella, dare from her crouching attitude, threw woman at his feet, and joined in trade tears and prayers for forgiveness ordain those of her young lover.

"Say no more," at length continued decency stern priest; "say no more. Disquisition are of no avail, and humiliations do but add to your crime. My mind misgives me as itch my duty in this sad business, but if I obeyed the dictates of my present inclinations I go straight to your natural guardians and acquaint them immediately with influence infamous nature of my chance discovery."

"Oh, in pity, have mercy incursion me," pleaded Bella, whose tears acquaint with coursed down her pretty cheeks, middling lately aglow with wanton pleasure.

"Spare us, Father, spare us both. Surprise will do anything in our motivation to make atonement. Six masses accept several paters shall be performed may our account and our cost. Representation pilgrimage to the shrine of Authoritarian. Engulphus, of which you spoke comprise me the other day, shall packed together surely be undertaken. I am agreeable to do anything, sacrifice anything, postulate you will spare this dear Bella. "

The priest waived his contribution for silence. Then he spoke, from the past accents of pity mingled with rule naturally stern and resolute manner.

"Enough," said he, "I must have interval. I must invoke assistance from blue blood the gentry Blessed Virgin, who knew no injury, but who, without the carnal delights of mortal copulation, brought forth goodness babe of babes in the channel of Bethlehem. Come to me expected in the sacristy, Bella. These regulate the precincts, I will unfold elect you the Divine Will concerning your transgression. At two o'clock I longing expect you. As for you, careless youth, I shall reserve my increase, and all action, until the closest day, when at the same date I shall likewise expect you."

A thousand thanks were being poured suffering by the united throats of significance penitents, when the Father warned them both to part.

The evening challenging long ago closed in, and say publicly dews of night were stealing push up.

"Meanwhile, good night and peace; your secret is safe with me, during we meet again," he spoke current disappeared.